Oscars - Monday, February 27, 2012 11:13 - 0 Comments

Angleina Jolie Career Still Over

Angelina Jolie‘s career may be coming to an end but her leg just won’t quit! Some how some way something inside Angie’s brain told her to stick that right leg out like she was going to birth out her own Oscar right there on the red carpet. She was just going to spread open those skeletal limps and squeeze one out. She must have known Brad Pitt didn’t have a chance of winning one on his own.

To make things worse, Best Adapted Screenplay winner (for The Descendants’) and shameless, hipster Jim Rash mocked the fallen queen Angie right to her puckered face. Rash stuck his nose in the air and extended his own bony “look at me” leg out to the side.

Ha-ha!

Jim Rash is as lame as Angelina Jolie.

This post was submitted by Thorsten Decker.

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