Rejoice. The TRIPLE nip slip is coming!

Congratulations boys, the “Total Recall” reboot will include a triple nipple babe. Never mind that it’s supposed to be a PG-13 movie, the three breasted lady is in.

This is great news for folks who have been wondering if (hoping –basically) the three boob’d prostitute from the original 1990 R-rated classic would return. And what’s even better, we’re not talking just a triple nip slip but THREE full naked nipples will be paying it forward in a theater near you.

OMG. Do you think we’re going to have TRIPLE naked nipples in 3D?

I’m pretty sure Arnold Schwarzenegger approves. The disgraced former California govenator may even want to slip the three breasted actress a plain promise ring just for the kink factor. Then again, Schwarzy may not what us to totally recall his recent baby momma drama.

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